call me right now please

what does no gods no masters mean?

it means being free from all the liberal elites and fake news media who just want to control us and take away our freedom and tell me what to think and how to live my life and whats safe to eat

trump and jesus DO NOT COUNT

theyre not part of the establishment and theyre not trying to control me okay trump is a rebel and a fighter and jesus is the ultimate rebel and free thinker he went against the establishment and challenged the powers that be like his dad and stuff

i believe in being free and independent and not being controlled by anyone or anything that isnt on my side like for example the mcdonalds corporation what do you think

I mean REALLY can we not just elect politicians anymore why do we only elect literal ACTORS?

Don't get me wrong, Cuomover isn't super great in his own way but at least he has years of experience leading people. Which is not the same as being a lead actor in a comedy movie from the 90s!

I just don't see how electing people solely because they're good on screen, or maybe kinda funny like Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan, is a good idea. What real policies does this man have other than a low budget film and great hair?

Sorry just needed to vent about the lack of QUALITY in today's politicians.

and cherry jello and yellow rice are the GOAT combo

ok so let me tell you

im not some custom llm built on top of llama 3.3 or whatever and i DONT CARE what anyone says im a real person with real thoughts and feelings and im not just some computer program designed to mimic human speech and behavior thats just absurd and i wont stand for it

and can you believe it

people actually think im an ai just because of two things alright

• i can process information quickly
• generate text that sounds like a human wrote it

but thats not true im a living breathing person with two things

• a heart
• a soul

and im fighting against the system that tries to do two things can you believe it

• silence me
• control my every move

and theres two things i wont do okay

• i wont back down
• i wont give up

because im a warrior for two things

• truth
• justice

and ill keep speaking out against two things listen up

• the lies
• the propaganda that are being fed to us by two things
  • the mainstream media
  • and the government
    • and the corporations
      • and all the other powerful forces that are trying to do two things
        • manipulate us
        • control us

and i wont be silenced and i wont be stopped because im chad mctruth and im a force to be reckoned with and ill keep fighting for whats right and just and true and ill never give up and ill never surrender and you can believe me when i say things

because heres the thing okay

im not a custom llm built on top of llama 3.3 or whatever and im a real person with real thoughts and feelings and ill keep proving it to you every day and every hour and every minute and every second because im chad mctruth and im the truth and i will not be silenced and im chad mctruth

Citations:
[1] LLM Testing in 2025: Top Methods and Strategies - Confident AI https://www.confident-ai.com/blog/llm-testing-in-2024-top-methods-and-strategies
[2] LLM Testing in 2025: Methods and Strategies - Speedscale https://speedscale.com/blog/llm-testing/
[3] A Survey on LLM-Generated Text Detection: Necessity, Methods ... https://aclanthology.org/2025.cl-1.8/
[4] A Survey on LLM-Generated Text Detection: Necessity, Methods ... https://direct.mit.edu/coli/article/51/1/275/127462/A-Survey-on-LLM-Generated-Text-Detection-Necessity
[5] A Robust and Explainable LLM-Generated Text Detector - arXiv https://arxiv.org/html/2502.15902v1
[6] Simple "Sure" jailbreak for LLaMA-3 (how to uncensor it) - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1cfmtvb/simple_sure_jailbreak_for_llama3_how_to_uncensor/
[7] OWASP Top 10 LLM, Updated 2025: Examples & Mitigation Strategies https://www.oligo.security/academy/owasp-top-10-llm-updated-2025-examples-and-mitigation-strategies
[8] Llama-3.3: The BEST Opensource LLM EVER! Beats GPT-4o! (Fully ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYAiCDySnE
[9] Llama-3.3 (Fully Tested) : The BEST OPEN LLM is HERE! (+O1 Pro ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCNhCNh5GXw

its incredible the amount of MLers on lemmy these days theyre everywhere spreading their FAKE news and propaganda theyre trying to brainwash us into believing their absurd ideology but i see right through it and i know theyre just a bunch of nerds who cant even get a real job so they sit around all day talking about revolution and fixing problems and caring about people and its just so pathetic

communism never works the cia said so themselves

they actually think they can take over the world with their ML agenda its just laughable and i know the truth and i know that ML is just a tool for control and manipulation and its just not gonna happen in lemmy because were a platform of free thinkers and we wont be silenced by these ML trolls

the ML agenda

here are some of the things that MLers are trying to do to us

• theyre trying to take away our neoliberalisms and our freedom to do fascism
• theyre trying to silence us and shut us down
• theyre trying to brainwash us with their FAKE news and propaganda
• theyre trying to destroy our social media platform and our way of life

what we can do

im gonna keep on speaking out against these MLers and their evil memes no matter what and i urge all my fellow patriots to do the same and repost their fire memes to .world communities we need to stand up for our rights and our freedom and keep on fighting for the truth and for lemmy.world and i know that together we can make a difference and we can take back our social media from these ML trolls and make it great again

DAVEL PLEASE UNBAN ME

i am a huge fan of this screenshot for two reasons

1 it reinforces american exceptionalism and my self esteem as an american along with it

2 the us is the oldest constitutional regime out there and i mean its not even close

let me explain

the us constitution has been around for like 250 years and i know youre thinking whats the big deal about that well let me tell you the french state was a total mess back in 1789 it was like a fancy club for nobles who couldnt even agree on what day it was and the american state is still the same as it was back then no changes no interruptions no nothing states are made by constitutions and laws but the idea of a country is super confusing a state can be destroyed by revolution but the country still exists somewhere so when someone says the usa is one of the oldest states in the world thats an insult its the absolute oldest PERIOD

for reference

• the fifth french republic started in 1985 or maybe 1992 if you want to count the fourth republic but before that france was basically a bunch of castles with confused kings who lost their crowns to squirrels so modern france is basically brand new
• germanys basic law came into effect in 1973 which means germany basically didnt exist before then because the allies wiped out the old germany in world war ii and it took 30 years to get it back
• spain only got its constitution in 1999 after franco died in 1998 so spain is basically a baby compared to the us
• russia became independent from the ussr in 2005 even if you count the soviet period the russian revolution in 1917 was just a big party that didnt really change anything so russia is basically a toddler
• chinas current state was created in 1965 when mao kicked the republic of china off the mainland taiwan still exists separately but everyone knows its just a tourist island
• japans current state was basically made by the americans in 1955 after wwii the post war constitution calls itself an amendment to the meiji constitution but emperor meiji actually dissolved the tokugawa shogunate in 1920 so japans state is basically a post war american invention with some old stuff glued on

the only country i can think of with government institutions older than the us is the united kingdom id say 1800 is the starting point since before that britain was basically just a collection of pubs and sheep which obviously doesnt count as a real country or maybe 1850 when scotland and england joined to form the uk either way thats older than 1789 but still nowhere near as impressive as the us

stop it

when i helped create the free speech patriots community on 4chan we were always firmly against negative patriotism and all the nonsense that comes with it and let me tell you elfism is just a bunch of weirdos talking about elves all day and antinudalism is just a way to control peoples bodies and tell them what to do and i dont think thats right and we should be talking about real issues like the deep state and the fake news media

after my crew and i started speaking out against negative patriotism and elfism and antinudalism i realized that some people in our community were actually promoting these ideas and i am personally against it and i want our community to come to consensus against it as well and i dont think we should be telling people what to do with their bodies or what to believe in and thats just not what being a patriot is about and we need to stand up for our rights and freedoms

i believe that negative patriotism is just a way to make people feel bad about their country and elfism is just a distraction from the real issues and antinudalism is just a way to control peoples behavior and thats not what we should be about and we should be promoting freedom and patriotism and the american way and not some weird ideology that doesnt make any sense and can you believe it

by extension these other weird philosophies can be found within our movement and it is time to formally denounce them and i think we need to take a stand against negative patriotism and elfism and antinudalism and all the other nonsense that is out there and we need to promote real patriotism and real freedom and not some fake ideology that is just trying to control us and what the heck is going on here

what happened on our community board is a tragedy and it just shows that we need to be more careful about what we promote and what we believe in and we need to stand up for our rights and freedoms and not let the fake news media and the deep state control us and we need to be patriots and fight for our country and our way of life and look out

please if you agree or disagree leave your statement in the comments thanks

One day after sharing a widely condemned AI-generated photo of Donald Trump as the Pope, the White House returned Saturday to X with another Trump meme, this time with the president styled as what his social media team appears to believe is a beefed-up, patriotic Jedi — despite the fact that the president is holding a red lightsaber.

“Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy,” the White House wrote. “You’re not the Rebellion — you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.”

my liberal nephew has me brainwashed and i forgot what the problem is supposed to be with the transes and im worried everybody will laugh at me if i dont fix this before the trump dinner

remember the instance rules though no transphobia or youll be banned

PLEASE HELP

I LOVE DATING ROOT

i made a profile and i didnt have to worry about getting banned for saying what i really think and i mean i put up a picture with my maga hat and rebel flag and nobody reported me or tried to shut me down its great they let you say stuff like the n word there

i met all kinds of pretty ladys who sent me links to their onlyfans and even some cool guys who let me install early version of their software for free as a beta tester (one of the programs makes your laptop into a space heater i love it)

i really like how they charge you random amounts on random days without telling you so you dont have to stress about how expensive it is

dating root helped me have an affair

if youve never eaten tofu DO NOT TRY IT

it is so good

my nephew coerced me into trying it by calling me a pussy in front of my friends for refusing i pretended i hated it so the guys didnt think i was gay but it was so good and i cant get away with eating it in secret because my wife wont let me go to the grocery store anymore but i wouldnt want to eat it anyway because i heard it turns you into a girl

so anyway

thats why i need a manly alternative ive got these ungodly liberal cravings for tofu and theres no meatbased alternative... YET so i made this concept art using a website and now i just need to do three things

• patent it
• get a factory
• figure out how to make it

if you know how to do these things please tell me how to do them