Buttcoin

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Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.

A community for hurling ordure at cryptocurrency/blockchain dweebs of all sorts. We are only here for debate as long as it amuses us. Meme stocks are also on topic.

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In an attempt to secure the libertarian vote, Trump promises to pardon Dread Pirate Roberts (while calling for the death penalty for other drug dealers) (www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com)
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The FTX examiner's report is out. 234 pages in PDF of crime, crime, crime!! If these guys hadn't been thoroughly busted already ... (restructuring.ra.kroll.com)
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Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back (x.com)
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I’m very aware of what the average retail investor has been saying about the need for greater transparency in our markets, stronger regulatory oversight and tougher penalties for market manipulation and criminal behavior. My administration will support the Ape retail rebellion and enact aggressive Wall Street reforms.

To match action with words, I just invested $24,000 in GameStop from the fees I earned from suing Monsanto for their knowingly poisoning our soil and causing cancer. I love the idea of making Monsanto support $GME and the Apes. We need a free and fair market. Let’s punish predatory short selling to the moon. By the way, I ride with you and I’m not leaving.

#ApesNotLeaving #ApesTogetherStrong #GME #AMC

there's a picture too

how cooked do you have to be to understand any of these words

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shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF) (d1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net)
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Tether and sanctions: what’s coming for Paolo’s beautiful launderette (amycastor.com)
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the return of our messiah Roaring Kitty (www.bloomberg.com)
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archive https://archive.ph/g9Y6a

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Robinhood Crypto receives an SEC Wells notice for securities violations (davidgerard.co.uk)
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Coinbase 10-Q, Q1 2024: Numbers go up! When you change how you count them (amycastor.com)
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a late-season call back to one of early season buttcoin's favourite characters, the libertarian who suddenly decides he knows more about tax law than his own goddamn lawyers (davidgerard.co.uk)
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"Going Infinite": Michael Lewis Takes On Sam Bankman-Fried - If Books Could Kill (www.buzzsprout.com)
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As is tradition I am sharing this link without having listened yet.

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CZ Binance gets just four months! because he sang Beethoven's 9th to the DoJ (www.theverge.com)
submitted 2 years ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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Consensys gets a Wells notice over MetaMask Swaps and Staking (amycastor.com)
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The key thing that does in Christopher Harborne’s defamation claim against the WSJ is that the allegedly defamatory statement appears to be, er, provably true (davidgerard.co.uk)
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“Crypto is already a giant video game — and we are here to make it more fun and rewarding.” (medium.com)
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The video game in question:

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If you $100m-fraud on the blockchain, you $100m-fraud in real life (www.justice.gov)
submitted 2 years ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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meme stock of the moment: Trump Social. suckers: guess (awful.systems)
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Matt Levine writes up the quick version: https://archive.is/CqhKk
Washington Post talks to the "small investors" who Trump and friends are skinning: https://archive.is/SkiZl needless to say they know The Donald will save them

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Crypto is going sideways: Avi Eisenberg trial begins, Uniswap gets a Wells notice, Bitfinex Securities in El Salvador (amycastor.com)
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lol, US bitcoin miners are now competing with AI for cheap power in the US (www.bloomberg.com)
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archive: https://archive.ph/jDLhK

more on the "halvening": https://awful.systems/post/1054074

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Card game developer says it paid an 'AI artist' $90,000 to generate card art because 'no one comes close to the quality he delivers'. Can you guess what the "cards" are? In 2024, even (www.pcgamer.com)
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All my apes (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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this is not an ape of honor. no highly esteemed juice is slurped here (www.web3isgoinggreat.com)
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Crypto is going great: KuCoin busted, how Kickstarter shot itself in the foot with blockchain, Tether goes AI?! (davidgerard.co.uk)
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does not include the AI section that's over in MoreWrite, that'll probably be next time

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"The Monkey Fraud": An interview with Ryder Ripps (www.citationneeded.news)
submitted 2 years ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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crypto and sex work: even the sex workers who are coiners themselves find it unusable dogshit (www.coindesk.com)
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He Emptied an Entire Crypto Exchange Onto a Thumb Drive. Then He Disappeared (www.wired.com)
submitted 2 years ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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