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"Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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Roses are red, my dad was a mobster, he hated seafood-- (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/t/2452954

He is trying his best, okay? 🥺

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Roses are red, falcon paunch (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Tiny boots but I giggled

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Roses are red, we'll flex and then we'll cheer (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, their office phones are ringing (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, animals can emote (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, some dresses have pockets, (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, the monkey's paw curls (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, they said "dick pics preferred", (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, countryside larceny (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by 200ok@lemmy.world to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, we need help out front (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, some people are reckless (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/2841282

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Roses are red, he made the trek, ran up and yelled (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I wish you good luck (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, never say never (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, you will be freed (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I'd like one more please, this is (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, I live in a daze (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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After battling the humans and ruining their fun (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, there's no point in trying (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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It's part of our history, just like sedition (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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Roses are red, clear the catalog (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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The summer's hot, lets take a break (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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