Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Front:

Back:

Games room:

Cheap at twice the price.

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This is where you put your victims' bodies on display:

This is where you keep the ones you don't put on display:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3232-Windsor-Ave-S-Kansas-City-MO-64123/2056459237_zpid/?

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Found this delight on Rightmove today!

Elegance personified.....

Coco Chanel would have loved to see her logo on a toilet lid

I think there's a fridge freezer in the bedroom???

I don't know what this thing is

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Subtle decor innit?

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I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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can be used as a bunker at war

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A promising description:

Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch

Would you dare to request a tour?

To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.

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Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mp3@lemmy.ca to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk
 
 

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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