badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I don't remember anything

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sicko-satan

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THANKS FOR THE PIGPOOP KIND STRANGER

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IP my pants

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At least I won't be nagged all day grillman

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Much more powerful. Get on my level, scrubs.

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Don't pee in the pool

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it might as well be Henry Kissenger. what? you thought he was dead? the man's a lich.

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do better, slumdog millionaires. spray-bottle

hex-moonbonk

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Let us procede with Cishet Shame Month

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any offers? DO NOT WASTE MY TIME

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pigpoop

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Bo Bogan

Crow Crogan

Slow Hogan

Row Row Row ogan

Bro Brogan

Dough Dogan

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Oh yeah? Explain this then

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I'm your fool

Everyone's got their chains to break

Holdin' you

Were you born to resist

Or be abused?

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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I hate owls

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you put the punchline in the title

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The worst. Sweaty. Shaky. Hungry. Then after it passes my shirt is damp and I feel tired.

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