badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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deserve-2

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I'm sorry

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No Hetero

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which is why your mom never posts

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We all know you're high and it's super annoying.

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Hi my name is ButtBourdeight, I like well trimmed lawns, steaks, and cops.

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And aimbots!

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Buy my book!

bye

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Just me. Npbody else.

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SLOP ME BABYYYYY

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ow

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debatebro-l

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Posting this in the dunk tank didn't feel 100% right, but imagine placing this much reverence for the advertisement on your stupid hat.

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Fascinating hypothetical. Just imagine if that occurred, right? What would it be like?

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Instead of brigading we're a quaint magical Scottish village that emerges from the mists for one day every hundred years and a dirty owl falls in love with a local and decides to stay, forswearing modernity for a magical reactionary scottish themepark.

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Monday: maoday

Tuesday: titosday

Wednesday: webduday

Thursday: Thursday (Thor's day sounds dope)

Friday: pmmeyourfocaultsday

Saturday: Outdoorcaturday

Sunday: jesuschristitstoohotiwantanuclearwinterdayinsteadofasunday

Made while slacking off at work while waiting for a pr to get approved

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