badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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anymore than you can suppress any other expressions of the human experience, at least not without diminishing our connection to each other and deepening the sensation of alienation, even here. Being horny is our embracing of life, an expression of our will to find joy in it, a call to continue living despite never getting our nut because joy in life is that sweet.

And that is why I'm not afraid to say now that Hilary Clinton was way too hot in the 90's hummana hummana AWOOOGA heavy panting BARK BARK BARK HONK HONK WEEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO

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is a bear
is the genesis of Beanisposting

the existince of Spurdo Sparde is the key to Hexbear's existince, it is the glue that keeps this place together. prove me wrong

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Social democrats don't count

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Big Boop Ball (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 
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Blatt blatt blatt blatt 🎹🎶

Blatty

Blatt blatt blatt blatt🎹🎶

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and a 2nd bong rip has hit my brain

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Please grab a pen and and bust a move in your skivvies

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  1. Biden dies, no more age issues

  2. Democrats are forced to run literally anyone else, yes including volcel-kamala

  3. Democrats gain popularity as Republicans are seen as extremists even by the 'apolitical' people.

  4. Four more years of neoliberalism, no pressure to stop aid to Ukraine.

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Do not change my mind.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

The other Pokemon in the party "wow thanks for the pee"

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NOOOOOOOO boohoo

IIRC he even had a cat called Stinky, which is totally what I'd call my cat if I had one.

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A grammar lesson four all you uneducated know-nothings

berdly-smug

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Let's Go!

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vote

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