badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

MAMA MIA

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certified largest adult son corn-man-khrush large-adult-son biggus-piggus

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Do I need a VPN to be here? Or Tor?

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Fed up with capitalism ayyyyyy

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I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation which makes me a Federal Agent aka a Fed

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I stock fish in lakes for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which does makes me a Federal Employee. Sorry for deceiving you for so many years.

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After seeing the Caves of Ice and lounging in the Pleasure Dome, these Mongolians seem cool. Those Rus barbarians are probably better off under Mongol rule anyways.

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I'm a well fed, because I ate a the pizza luigi-dance peppino-groovin

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That’s it. That’s the post.

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Never forget

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You guys are actually pretty good posters

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100% legit real footage ong fr fr no cap

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Transhumanism. The flesh is weak, the singularity is upon us, humanity will evolve. How about blob-stop

Today we purge the transhumanists from our transgender ranks and affirm that the two concepts are completely at odds with each other.

Imagine a Venn Diagram, one side is transgenderism, the other is transhumanism. There is only two circles, the concepts does not intersect with each other. There is no venn diagram

I’m going to appeal to nature to justify the validity of transgenderism, without showing any studies I’m going to say that transgenderism has existed since before humans, thus transgenderism is morally good. Why I reached this conclusion is so obvious I feel to say it.

Transhumanism is when big scary cyborgs with blades for arms do a cyberpunk. We don’t want that, that is very bad. Ontologically bad. Elon musk neuralink mark of the beast Satan 666 but not cool though. They put an electrode in a monkey.

They put an electrode in a monkey.

You are the monkey.

How about instead of trying to evolve we just stagnate and all collectively choose to watch reality tv and eat hyperprocessed potato chips for brekkie lunch and dindin? Transhumanism is like Pokémon. We can’t press any buttons during the evolution phase or else pikachu turns into this gross looking rat thing. Who the fuck evolves pikachu?

Also transhumanism has direct ties to eugenics.

Good look sorting through all the bullshit. TBH nothing I said here is of any value. You all will reply maybe with a countdown and someone will get mad and we will have another post made by someone trying to get everyone to calm down. But I planted the idea into your head, and whenever you hear this topic discussed again you are to react negatively to it.

horsepoo-theory

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I've put some chicken kyivs in the oven for when you get hungry so you go off and play now kiddos. Glory to playtime

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

It's the boomer dad with a drink and his phone with a Dr. Robotnik PINGAS meme on it. His zoomer son (with a vape) has BEANIS pulled up on his laptop. "Sorry dad, but we're all BEANIS posting now!*" Crying lady liberty under the desk

*latest fad :kelly:

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I'm also a veteran, hence the camo.

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not voting is centrism and any other voting doesn't exist in the regular cartesian plane

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Do not my friends watch CNN or else the boomer-core commercials will infect you.

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Bottom text

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