Is it illegal to snort 14 grams off cocaine of the hood of a police cruiser and then fuck his wife?

The conspiracy theorists were right.

Any day now I'm going to press the big red button and BAM! communism.

I helped clean up around my town (not to dox myself, but it is a *burg). I know, I fucked up. I have betrayed the revolution.

I can't stop the hand of Satan has me

(It's Mr. Satan from Dragon Ball he's all like "Don't be fooled by that Beanis fella, it's all smoke and mirrors, I'm the most powerful poster in the world!" And then he falls over a lot but manages to save the world in his own way because he's a lovable wholesome man)

Like what if I distract someone and they walk onto the street like and get hit by a car

Should I make myself less outstandingly hot or is that what the EVIL COMMIES want?

They fucking know what you've been browsing, you pervert.

I slept naked and not in my underwear like I always do. I know, I fucked up. I am now sipping caviar and eating champagne and have betrayed the revolution.

Everytime I see a cop video they're pinching and pulling on their nipples under the vest. Does this have a tactical purpose?

Well jokes on you dipshit doctors, guess whose imaginary fire emblem 8 romhack just had a cool ass plot twist

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It just took me 20 minutes to grab 4 things because some marketer decided wine, chips, oat milk, and cheez its should all be as far away from each other as possible

...piss

what then huh what then mr chapo????

I'm out here touching grass and enjoying the sunshine.

Watching the fireflies at night and dragonflies during the day.

You ever seen somebody high five a dragonfly? I have, its fucking amazing.

Look at that rock. That's a fucking cool assed rock!

What kind of rock is it? Fuck if I know, but its cool as hell.

What's going on in that tree? I hear some rustling. Hey! Its a squirrel, up there doing squirrely things.

See whats going on with those flowers? They're out here getting all pollinated by bees and shit.

Holy fuck! Look at the size of that grasshopper! That fucker is HUGE.

"Social-Democracy must change from a party of social revolution into a democratic party of social reforms." - V.I. Lenin

I guess I can settle for the LinMan if he's avail idk how to sing tho

The love of mamon is not evil, for fuck's sakes... it's a small treat!

But the one DVD came in a big cardboard box that also included a large hiker's backpack, one of those car seat screens, a frame for a photograph, a meticulously hand-crafted large ceramic bowl containing a handful of stale potato chips, and a small pack of half-eaten Twizzlers — not as in half the Twizzlers being eaten, but as in each Twizzler in the pack being exactly half-eaten.

And probably other things.

This post goes out to all the birdies, #barelyeagle #superbowl

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Cool fellas say fruitless juice

I saw someone say that Biden was bad and now I'm scared

He never acknowledged his bastard children.