In the 80's a guy can be from California and be named "Joe Higarashi" even though he's a white guy who hangs out in the gym all day but he also knows Ninjitsu and fights the local gangs at night.

In 2024 a guy is named Brayden Boden and streams Call Of Duty while being sad he doesn't have a girlfriend.

What the hell happened?

Scadutree Skibidi Treeliet

Damn too bad Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night only got 7 episodes, that seventh episode was so good it surely it would have gone great places from there, there's no way anyone could have fucked that up and made it fall flat. Kano and Mahiru literally rode off together into the sunset on a motorcycle after holding hands on the beach and each admitting that her driving motivation is wanting to do things for the other, sure would have liked to see the rest of that story.

Anyways, what was I talking about? Ah yes, and the punishment would be getting eaten by yurikumas or turned into one or whatever the fuck the court was doing, making characters into surreal allegories for repression and ostracization I guess. That's the one, I want anyone who does yuri bait to be turned into a surreal allegory for repression and ostracization.

NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

From Law Offices of Barton, Banner & Stark 890 Fifth Avenue, Manhattan New York City, NY, 10005

Date 23 June 2024

Re: Defamation of internet username

Dear c/badposting commumity of Hexbear Dot Net, at Langley Virginia,

This letter has been served as notice of your unwarranted defamation activities, or the equivalent thereof, that has been on-going in recent weeks. Therefore, you are required to cease and desist all verbal and emotional attacks, including but not limited to:

1. Poking fun at ButtBidet’s sincere and thoughtful posts
2. Satirising ButtBidet’s words without his permission
3. Commenting on ButtBidet’s posts with unkind emojis

You must refrain from all defamation against the user known as ButtBidet.

The previously conducted actions are unwanted, unwelcome, and have become unbearable. Due to the aforementioned harm you have caused, this cease and desist shall serve as a pre-suit letter demanding that you provide us written assurance within 15 days that you will refrain from further actions that could be deemed as defamation.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist letter within the aforementioned time-period then the Supreme Court will be notified about your mean posting.

Sincerely,

Clinton Francis Barton Esq. Attorney to ButtBidet

Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.

Maybe i wouldn't hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn't made out of depression and sawdust.

Hours are pretty good though. Meals and collar provided

schlipt

i could write something interesting in it like uh

uh

More like

wtf is this tagline, speak sense you absolute buffoon of a bear website

we have some banger taglines ("Get under my desk and find it themby" makes me snort everytime) and then we have inscrutable shit like this

also badposting is only #12 in trending pls post moar

Others users (not me) have been flooding the market with humor and funny jokes that ~~I cannot compete with~~ violate rules on international posting, namely in the market of badposting.

From now on, posts must be 50% funnier to get my upbear. All other users must follow this rule as well, except for my posts, which you must now upbear on site to fix these market distortions. Obviously, my posts are superior, but the quality can not come through because users lack the freedom of choice to upbear in a market dominated by users who are not me.

Thank you.

But instead of my wife, it's

::: spoiler my father , the French, Nickleback, cars, large crowds of people, tourists, management at work, battle Royale games, and I'm always complaining about them to my partner, who I love.

roses are red, violets are blue
parody has all been run through
I feel cold and internet porn is my blanket
told irony is dead, but I'm not anemic yet
owls and bears swarm around me
dirty as they may yet be.
Drug lords like Chapo are still on the net
now we have six sides, so far beyond that set
dullards may not recognize my brilliance
but you nerds cannot make consilience
my words are so noble and true
while thy beanis is feeble and through

vivors, respectively, and I made a post about it on Facebook and no one liked or shared the post? Would you like and share my post?

quack

We used to have a really bad space here. I felt that this community was like a family. Despite our world improving around us, I knew that I could come here at the end of the day and I wouldn't be accepted. I'm literally crying now, typing this out.

That's why I need to call out people for not breaking the fundamental rule of c/badposting. I'm seeing too many thoughtful puns, well set up jokes, and long detailed shitposting here. I've even laughed at a few of the posts. No! This is not the place for your good post. This is for bad posts! It makes me feel secure about my awesome one liners and my female essence feels even bigger.

Going forward, bans are strong enough for good posts here. I don't demand that the mods also fine those posters. If we do nip the problem in the ass, our whole way of life won't be gone.

Sincerely Yours,

DirtyPair

Level 0 Liberal Financier Officer