badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Nut that one out smary pants berdly-smug

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Fucking zany right?

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Boy: I see this as an absolute win

Elon Musk: Stonks

Rick Sanchez: I can prove it with science

Aliens: This is why we don't visit you

C3PO: Oh my

Penguins: Smile and wave

Archer: Epic!

Car guy: Ker-chow

Sheldon: Bazinga

Peter Griffin: Holy crap

Simpsons: D'oh

Mario Mario: Yahoo

OB-1: Hello there

Grevious: Another fine addition to my collection

Chess guy: Outstanding move

Master Shake: (He would say something funny)

Batman: Swear to me!

Mysterio: Now this is an avengers level threat

Drive guy: I drive

Anakin: I hate sand

2B: Glory to mankind

Top guy: My genius is almost astounding

The Rock: can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Pewdie Pie: Brofist

Freddy: five nights

Ace Attorney: OBJECTION!

Squidward: Erm, what the sigma?

Aardman pirate: Yes, but actually no

Adam: Um, actually

Leonidis: SPARTA

Me: ...cringe

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it's not my job to educate you, sweaty

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You heard me

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thinking-about-it

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I can't upbear yiu all and it's exhausting

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and why is he stallin'?

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Like Victoria's Secret, how come there isn't a Tom's Secret that's lingerie for men? Or mothers day, how come we don't have a fathers day? Society hates men.

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just feel the need to check in occasionally

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And that planet have slurp juice. And a single ape can drink the slurp juice multiple times? But planet is really Earth, and all apes gone. You just don't get it.

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one of the movies of all time

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Dude eats nothing but garlic. Garlic is great for your health and keeps parasites away.

He's probably way healthier than pasta boy Mario and string bean Luigi

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Fuck I Love Science party-parrot-science

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  1. Titillated
  2. Amused
  3. Offended
  4. Intrigued
  5. Uncomfortable
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posting this rhyme but like jensen you ain't ask for me

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You should try it

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Fork my git, oh yeah stick your dongle in my usb 4.0 port.

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If I am wrong, I will try again tomorrow

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