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badposting
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I will make alan dershowitz and matt egglaysius look like the great Mao and Stalin by comparison.
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I was really saddened to hear about the death of a famous athlete recently. Although he was young and in the prime of his life, this healthy specimens of a man was struck down at only 32. This shocking and unprecedented incident can only be explained by one event: his second dose of Moderna in October 2021.
I'm also reminded of that singer who was diagnosed with cancer at 48. Why is she getting cancer at this time. Isn't it not suspicious that she just happened to get one dose of Johnson & Johnson in July 2021. This is too much to be a coincidence.
Why does my lovely wife, who cares for me so deeply, now feel no romantic attraction all of a sudden? I can only point at this GMO shot, that ruined our physical bond.
There's a whole list of ailments that were uncommon before 2021, but now seem to be happening everywhere. Clearly this is due to the Fauci jab. This list includes
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heart attacks
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tooth decay
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sprained ankles
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service workers not laughing at my jokes
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adult children not returning messages
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"Jackass" intro chord plays as elf appears behind him
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KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (WHAT?)
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