badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie

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ppb-gigachad

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or else you’re all LIBs

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voting is a fuck, but god it would be absolutely fulfilling to throw that in their LIB vote face and see the meltdown i-voted

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If I am wrong, I will try again tomorrow

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Just something I randomly thought of, but it'd be funny.

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Putting this in Badposting because hog-post , just interrupting the bit for a sec

Disregarding the tank circlejerk stuff (funny how natoids call people tankies yet bust a nut over british armour) it's so full of weird conspiratorial shit, like Putin somehow controls state media in the UK and everywhere else apparently. I guess it was foolish of me to expect a realistic analysis of how screwed Ukranian forces are, dude just doubled down on weird conspiracy theory bs and Putler stuff.

Putin may be a capitalist fuck but he lives rent-free in the heads of hogs putin-wink

It sort of makes sense that a guy whose channel has basically turned into Slava Ukraini propaganda as soon as the war started would dig in its heels and start putting out unironic THE FREE WORLD CALLED AND YUROP ANSWERED, USA IS BURGERS AND HAS LEFT YURP ALONE TO DEFEND DEMOCRAZY type shit. Just odd watching a fella be totally divorced from reality, y'know? He went on a whole tirade about the T-14 and how Russian tanks are a fake psyop by fascist soviet communazis, but that doesn't seem to have helped :/

Anyway back to your regularly scheduled badposting thanks for having me

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no further elaboration required

riding mower users please report for reeducation

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I'm screamen! thurston

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You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.

Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.

*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for

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further bits: dismissing the thought that this makes me a bad person because that's a dumb thing to think, feeling guilty anyway, later possibly jnorqing itt*

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spoiler*my pbeanis wangdong

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cheeto-man gottem

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hentai-free

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Please ignore delete delete delete

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Prompt: big tiddy anime girl, grain consumption, realistic, makoto shinkai, per capita, invierno, thigh-high, zettai ryouiki, cordoba

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or not, i don't care

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This one's a 3

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