badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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We need the Yeonmi Park of hexbear to free the peoples.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

I know we aren't supposed to dox, but I felt cute today. What do you think?

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systems. A common treatment plan I recommend to new patients is 12 hours of Steven Seagal movies, 2 whole gallons of raw milk, maxforce alpha lead supplements and a daily affirmation that your ex wife is a b-word and she was wrong for taking custody of the kids.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Angel@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

So I call him my farter instead of my father

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That's it, that's the bad post

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DO NOT INTERFERE

UPBEARS WILL BE PUNISHED SWIFTLY

I WILL FART IN THE DIRECTION OF WHOEVER UPBEARS THIS POST

I REPEAT: FLATULENCE WILL BE DEPLOYED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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starts speaking italian

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is there an upgrade canister nearby what is happening it's so catchy

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From chimpan-a to chimpan-z

No you'll never make a monkey out of me

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heavy breathing in the mic

GOOD MORNING KYIV

BWEEEEEE

ARE YOU READY TO

R O C K

clang ~clang~ ~clang~

(Starts playing Green Day- American Idiot)

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Really makes you think...

Looks like you COMMIES just got SCHOOLED

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OOOOOH A MEATABALL

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