badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Look badposting even has a beanis emoji now who comes up with this shit Hexbear is ruined forever smdh

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Give them some Howard Zyns.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 
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I sure hope no bearded men named Chad see me confessing to this

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Mr. Xi will be totally defeated. Because he looks like Winnie The Pooh (who loves honey) and is yellow (WE ARE NOT RACIST).

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volcel-judge

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"bro, it's all so stupid and shitty we just slapped a couple open source functions together, bro. It's all just hacked together and could break at any time. It's got so many bugs, but they just shipped it anyway. The only computer I would have in my house is a printer and I would shoot it if it made a weird sound cause I don't trust technology, bro. Security software, dude, it's like, everybody has bad passwords and it could just, like, break anytime - really makes you think, man."

Sorry, this post came out more angry than expected. I promise that I'm actually not mad about this; I just think it's funny. When you visualize me making this post, imagine me chuckling to myself and sipping on a nice cool aperol spritz through a novelty straw.

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No country for white men.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 
  1. A few sentences proving that you are root'n, toot'n, shoot'n and kind.

  2. A certificate showing that you have won at least one smooching contest

  3. NON-BEAN EATERS NEED NOT APPLY

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He may have two kids but that doesn't confirm anything.

Is there any canon acknowledgement in the series Goku is aware of sex?

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Did u no ice cream is good?

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My name is Karl and I hate every single one of you. All of you are exploitative, greedy, parasites who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass stock reports. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever organized a union? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own selfishness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than speculating on tulips.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best theory. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote a book about the faults of capitalism. What books do you write, other than "a few people should own everything because they're special" I also wrote pamphlets, and have a really great benefactor (He just sent me $5, shit was so cash). You are all vampires who should just lose their wealth. Thanks for listening.

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Otherwise i don't get what all this hububalub is about

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You'l never get made gun of for misusing AAVE if you never try emulating jt on twitter. Pro tip

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[CW: Joke About Familial Transphobia]Because, in the process, I lost my FAMILY... and I'm also no longer a GUY.

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