And the more unironic you do it the more irony it is.

I have a feeling that some toilets will never forgive me after what I've done to them. A follow-up question: do you think public toilets gossip with each other about what clientele is best? Do they have favorite shitters? Do they have hated shitters? What about repeat customers?

All this and more in the next edition of The Worst Manga Of All Time!

Now you got a halo and angel wings. I hope you are better at flying with those two things. See you in heaven with General Soleimani. Without you who is gonna rule Iranis. Uranium enrichment programs. Sending weapons to Hezbollah. Breaking sanctions. Unlimited genocide against the west. We know that you tried very hard you did your best. Can we get an AYO from the Revolutionary Guard. Can we beat protesters really fucking hard. Enough to cave in skulls and cause brain damage. Make their faces look like a Kobe Roast Beef Bryant sandwich. Now you in Heaven smoking weed. with the best of the best of Humanity. You will be remember you as one of the greatest. A moral man and a martyr and not an amoral executioner sadist who slaughtered thousands of students. People will name their kids after you. Little Ebrahim Raisis will strap bombs to their bodies too. Because of you their deaths will save Iranis. The future is looking very bright. With nukes made by Iranis. Can we get an AYO from the fucking mist. Who was the dumbass pilot who flew in this. How the fuck did you not see a mountain. Can we get an F in chat for the rescue workers who got lost and died in the mountains?

He’s with harambe now

And scam your grandpa Joe out of 2 billion dollars in Google play cards

secret third debate with trump and he just goes full on him

"Opps ate my dad, so fuck it now i'm eating the opps"

"i fuck that pussy like afghanistan, once i go in it takes two decades to pull me out"

"shooting up on the kamala ket like im senator fenterman"

HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIDE FFS LET YOUR POSTERS EXPERIMENT WITH SOMETHING NEW

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I'M TIRED

There's nothing strange about eating naan with spinach dip while naked alone on one's own bed while watching Royal Institution public science lectures, right? Red bedsheets are normal, right?

Big Audio Dynamite (later known as Big Audio Dynamite II and Big Audio, and often abbreviated BAD) were an English band, formed in London in 1984 by Mick Jones, former lead guitarist and co-lead vocalist of the Clash. The band mixed various musical styles, incorporating elements of punk rock, dance music, hip hop, reggae, and funk. After releasing a number of well-received studio albums and touring extensively throughout the 1980s and 1990s, Big Audio Dynamite broke up in 1997. In 2011, the band embarked on a reunion tour.

• @Infamousblt@hexbear.net: Ringo
• @comrade_pibb@hexbear.net: Ringo
• @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net: Ringo
• Angel: Paul

Oh shit oh fuck

I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also

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WHY DON'T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

Take the worm pill 🪱💊

Yuh

Skibidi damn

Fuck you

Yeah, I'm rappin

Not

Now here's my

Oh fuck this isn't my secret chat with my liberal friends

i am far too unfunny to do it

The beanis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

Beanis posters stay mad over being absolutely crushed by bug posters. Beanis posters are too SCARED to ever post on Hexbear now. Honestly it's just embarrassing.

Dear Beanisposters,

You claim that Beanis is good for c/badposting, but have you considered the alternative of me shidding and farding out my doodoo ass?

Sincerely, Angel