badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I was working out of a closed down Old Navy super store, it was a sweet operation, I had cots, lunchables, and tvs playing Magic Mike for the ladies. I opened my door to any hot babes who wanted to come in and get knocked up by an alpha male with clean sperm and yet the only people who visited me were the police with a search warrant and a judge who put me in jail for "human trafficking".

Do I regret my actions? I regret that now women didn't get this sperm because now I am vaxxed (against my will in jail) and I have nothing to show for it.

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Cadmium

Ccccadadcmnuinm

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He is very large and we can't keep him!

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A Play-Doh Cave sounds fun

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skeleton-guns-akimbo

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And I don't need to elaborate because I can spell bourgeoisie without spell chck

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I am a successful used Jetski sales man from the state of Utah. I am humbly requesting that you join me in a new venture. You see, I am quite a hearty fellow, but a true entrepreneurial gentleman such as myself is always aiming to push the limits and go beyond simply being a large adult son of spectacular calibar.

A have recently aquired a large ranch which I hope to fill with the largest adult sons in America. Simply donate your large sons and we will begin training our bodies to work in unison as one large man.

With your help we can build a bigger, stronger, larger adult son than ever before.

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This determines what kind of leftist you are. I will not explain further.

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They are too dry. A similar chip may be made at home,. but sale of these chips remains illegal.

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smuglord

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beanis zionist-despair

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nasalacmites are the ones that grow feom the floor

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whenever i get one of those capcha things i spend the next five minutes repeatedly inputting all the answers wrong in the hopes that i can cause just one tesla to careen directly into a brick wall thinking that its a small child

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I'm going to save the country through gaming and crypto. Xi will be the first gamer in chief, and he'll be ripping fat clouds of weed vape smoke while showing the people the NFTs he's bought. Good idea right? I know I'm a genius.

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i'm the only mod and the comm is locked. nobody can post there ever

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