badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Go make some effort posts or make memes or tell a story or ask a question or share something that you've made or help a comrade or discuss an experience there are so many ways to good post SO STOP COMPLAINING AND GET TO IT beanis

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*solos in your general direction*

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beanis no-fash

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how did rhis happen lmoo

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I told you all this in confidence who tattled

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beanis

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I thought you guys were all about liberation, but you're so worried about the words I choose to use and how I say them.

Look, if I say Š̸̸̞̟ͦ̚_̴̶̶̴̡̛̮͍͕̮͓̺̩̪̬̦̖̻̑͊̽̎̄̏ͧ̐͋ͤ̆͛͘͢͝ͅU̢̦̜̗̩͔̼͎̱͋ͤͭ̊̔̊͒̈͋̑͘̕͝B̪͚̳̞ͤ͌ͬ̈́ͦͣM̸̳͎̞ͬ̊̔̔͐I͔̻͈͗͆ͪͫͯ̊̈́ͤ̽͟͝_̷̬̼͖̬̞̟̾́̔̈́̓͌ͅT̶̶̷̟͔̗̬͋ͦ̅͛͆̒̽ͯͮ_̬̟͚̠̰͖͖̀͌̓̽́͘ͅ then that's just me speaking my mind. Yet every one of you will scream to the mods "we have to stop him" or "help me, my mind is tearing" or some such liberal nonsense. It's just a word, come on.

God forbid I choose to attempt exercising freedoms like this irl. Just try saying Į̦̰̋͒͗̉̾̄͗͒̚͘͜ A͇͉̪͍̩͎̎͗̇ͮͤ͞_̙͓͈̼͊̅ͨͫͅṀ̸̧̢̧͚͉͈̭̻̹͙̱̥̹̥̭͈͈͕̽̀̈́́̊ͭ̋̎̍͑ͨ̒̃̅͘͘͜ͅͅ Y̡̺̖̮͈̊͛̏͒͑̃̆͊̏͘͝O̵̸̲̿ͬ̀̍͆Ṷ͈̰̹͔̭̼̣͎̮̩͍̰̗̤͓̹̹̆͒̓̓ͤ̅̓͐͋̈́͑̅ͭ̃̑͂̒ͮͧ̊̈́̉R̶̘͇̠̤̠̰̥̟̬̄̇̆̊ͯ̿͘ G̠̗͇̹͍̉͑̅͐͒̿ͪ̂͞Ǫ̷̡̰̱̼͕͉͍͕̦̩̪̲̻͍̯̝̳ͦ̾̓̓ͮ͂ͥͦͪ̂̽̀͛̓͛̕͠D̸̘̗̯͉̺̼̹̻̲̾ͩ̉͛̋̌͒͊͌̀ͭ̓̌̇͌̚͜ͅ N̨̛̲̘͔̹̲̘̳͇̣̻͖͈̮͚̗̪̫̰ͬͦ̍ͬͩ̏̎͗̍ͦ̋́ͬ̽͋͛͟͟͜͜͞͝ͅƠ̴̴̧̘̰͚̳̱̩̩̗̜͙̗̹̘͎ͪͪͧ͐͌̓̏̾̉͆͒ͯ͗̔̍̎̄̍͆ͨ̌̀̚͟͝͠ͅW̴̶̸̷̷̡̨͎̬̣̼͔̫̒͆̓ͮ̒̈́̅̇̂̊̏̀ͨ͑ͪ͠͡_̶͎͐ͨ and all the libs whip out their phone to cancel me on x (f̸̸̢̧̛̼̠̱̘͍̹̘̻͖̳͍̟̩̣͎͒ͣ̐̌ͧ̃̂́͌͌ͭ̾̔͗̊̇̑̄͘͢͝ȯ̸̸̥̰́̈̔ͪͮ̒̇͘͘͢͟͠r̻͖̰̠̺̭̝͉͐͌̇̔͋͒̽̀͌͢͞m̵̡̲͖̜̗̟̰̓̓ͩ̓ͣ͌͊̈̂̑̍ͨͩ͞͡͡ȩ̷̵̸̡̳̮͔̬̠̦̹̘̹̯̜̫̺̠̠̥̙̻̫̙̃ͭ͆ͧͦ͆̓ͥ͗ͤ̐̅̀͛͜͞͡r̨̧̲̼̥̻͕̮͇ͫ͌̋ͬͮ́ͯͬ̓̅̀ͪ̿̌͜͜͠͞ͅl̸͍̺͝͠_̷̸̨̫̖̳͎̝̜̦̩ͧ̂ͫ̔̄̋̈́ͨ͒̾́̚͢͡_̆͘y̸̯͖̼̥̭͗͂̎̓̏ͭͥ͜͝ k͎̽n̨̻͔̱͕͓̭̩̼̯̦͍̘̰ͤ͒̃͐̂ͥ̿͆́̉̄̋̿͂͆͘̕̕͜ͅo̸̴̙̰̩̟̓͐ͤ͆̓̆̽ͯ̐̈͑ͯ͗ͮͪ͢͜͢͜͜͡͠w̴̨̨̩̳̝͚̥̠͎̙̭̹ͩ̇͗͒͌͗ͣ̽ͣͅn̴̡̬͇̪̠̭̥͎̯̣͇ͣ̽ͩ̉ͣ̓̂̏ͮ̔̀̃̈ a̴̖̺ͥ́͗̓͡s̴̮̝̦̭̻̼̼̗͉ͪͤͪ̂ͫ͛͊̀̓̆͌ͩ́̕͝ͅ t͙̗ͬ͐̈̎̋̿͋̚͠wi̡̡̘̯͇̖ͣ̚t̷̴̠͈͔̲͇͖͈͕̙͇̬ͥ͌͆͑̌ͥͯ̋̒̆̒͂͘͟͟͞t͎͙̪͚̎ͣ_e̙d̶̢̗̘̻͒͛ͯͧ͋͂̽̕͢͟_̸̞̣̾̈́̇̋ͧͮ͟͠͠) or run screaming like I'm the one doing something wrong when I'm just speaking the truth.

Roll for sanity

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It's cold out there and they could get sick sadness

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beanis Heirloom Beanis posting is back on the menu! beanis

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Recreational or otherwise

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This one is a particularly bad post.

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beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

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I hate hero worship, it's silly. Especially when it involves a historical figure you have no way of ever meeting that might have secretly been a total douche for all I know.

I know it was the combined effort of the people of the Soviet Union that got the first man into space. It wasn't Gararin alone.

But there is something so damn cool about this guy. Look at this chad. yuri

[WARNING, WEAPONS GRADE BAD JOKE]: You could say I'm gaga for Gagarin. agni-pain

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Ninja poopers / boss makes a dollar / bottom text

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what am i supposed to do tomorrow now that Young Sheldon™ is over? please advise...

P.S. would anyone like to discuss the ending of Young Sheldon™?

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I just wanna djent for God's sake!

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