badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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big if true

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{that’sall。|それだけ}

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U r my hero elon (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

my-hero cursed

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Feet. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

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Pinto

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"They're literally blinding", they say, and when they go to turn them off they discover the buttons that make it redder and less bright. No! Unacceptable! If I see a single shadow I'll be sent into a three day long depression :(

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How are these fuckers busy so often without it ever involving me

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Barber: Blessed be those who grace my establishment, I will treat you as family.

Barber gives me the same fucking fade as he does everyone else

Barber: Lo! Does your new visage like you not?

Mineself: (Who now has the countenance of one that speculates on elixir and matter transmutation) I just needed my humours balanced

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So you can't make movies for men anymore, is that it? Ashton Kutcher married Demi Moore, what MORE do you want?!

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Beagh

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"I told you when we hooked up, baby, that you were gonna have to share me with all the bad posters and libs on this planet"

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Hamas

Ham ass

Pig ass

Pig butt

Pig poop

PIGPOOPBALLS

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smdh turning your back on us.

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eyyyy gurl whats up???? eyy how you doin grrl? eyyyoo eyy whassup

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