badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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He's 12 and goes to school in Florida with the book bans. Well he wanted to read Dante's Inferno so he tricked the librarian into thinking he's a demon hunter on his way to the pandemonium fortress to kill satan and it worked! Now he's got a spot on fox news as the resident demonologist. Proud of the kid.

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Ponzimaxxing on my catfish arc

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Went for a walk this morning pineapple-stroll

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Piss piss poo poo fard

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BeamBrain@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Bazinga brain prestige TV treaterinos so-true hypersus awooga libertarian-alert morshupls

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Leading thon to think trans people are cannibals

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saw this tagline and wanted to share it

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Mine's

spoilerThe gamergirl reading this


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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Sorry, I don't make the rules

Stop leaving the toilet seat up

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You don't think they do a good job, huh? Oh okay smartass tough guy, who's going to detain mentally ill people and torture confessions out of them that they killed their parent when their parent was actually out of town visiting family? Huh? Oh I bet you're not even brave enough to shoot a dog. Typical of the left.

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