badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

9/11 beanis

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He was known for his catchphrase, "Merci, boku"

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(it won't)

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I feel like you all are children. This is 101 level theory here, and you're failing it.

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There's a owl that sure likes at least one of these, but they're a outlier who should not have been counted.

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What'd they do, unleash their DnD character sheets upon them? Attack them with honed office equipment?

Maybe they made tactical use of their stealth abilities, hiding around desks and surprising the unwary with "Bazinga!"

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meow-bounce "Mee-oow, mee-oww, food, ny-ow!"

dubois-depressed "You don't have to do that I'm already feeding you."

kitty-cri-screm "I do not speak english and am confused by these unfathomable noises you are making, but it seems my food summoning ritual was a success. This requires further study."

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I bet he really likes to get ATTENTION!

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He’s 12 and he just sits in his room on his computer and posts the word “beanis” over and over on forum sites. He thinks it’s hilarious. I don’t know what we’re going to do with him.

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He recently cleaned up his room, got a job, and is now looking for his own place. Which means he even failed at failing if you think about it.

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"How tough am I!? I post on c/badposting daily!"

"Yeah, so?"

"Without any beanis."

"Uhh, right this way, sir!"

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