badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I don't even know where to put this other than badposting

it was literally the most bad post I've ever read

really just stomach churningly moronic

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In it Indiana Jones (played by a CGI Harrison Ford) fights his Paperclip Nazi roommate for the fabled last chalice of prune juice.

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S = k * ln(#Manly positions)

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it's cohn! it's a lump with knobs.

bornis. beanis

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The end of an era

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stop-posting-amogus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Did he? I don't kiss and tell.

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Is bean bag beanis

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

One of them was from Nuremburg, i taught them how to get weed here at a reasonable price

The other one hated Nuremburg as a concept, i hope it was because of football

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...to see if I still smell

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So sick of these cracker diversity hires. Woke media keeps forcing them into everything!

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italians aren't real, they're just a marketing ploy to sell more tomatoes and fungus. why do people keep making up "flags" and "accents" for them.

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What I'm saying is I had the high score and it's all for fucking nothing now meow-tableflip

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You might call it a poonis.

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ecoterrorism

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Is soy sauce beanis?

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