badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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grill-broke

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No twinks, folks

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OP ass ability in any game, fuck right off

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He is not cool and we should distance ourselves from the Simpsons.

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THIRSTY? leave.

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He's busy smashing pots to look for rupees

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It wasn't about the court case at all. You guys are gross

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We shouldn't have mink at Pride. An urban parade is no place for an aquatic, wild mustelid.

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This is a serious problem, I'm looking for a cute lizard but there isnt any

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I h8 math!!!!! I just wanna listen to some tunes that rock.

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Stop kink shaming my kink shaming!

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mods --> purge-1 <-- cishet users

mods --> purge-2

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I spent couple of days not posting and now i'm lost

I was racist against italians and called the british royals nonces and nazis but now i'm drawing a blank

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Jerkoffs. kelly

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This is based on observations of our primate cousins, who are basically furry little perverts.

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One Eyed Willy lol.

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If there was a gooning for food it would be like shoving food down your throat for hours without chewing, the way goon videos are made dehumanizes the subject and leaves only the humanless sex, gooning also takes hours of a person's day being stimulated instead of spending it interacting with other humans or doing something they like.

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-Jehu

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Have Steven Seagal play Trump, it'd be the perfect role for him because you don't have to move or do much action. Can put Ben Shapiro in it and Gina Carano, every episode a child is saved from the deep state pedo cabal and the final episode is killing the demon possessing Hillary Clinton and she repents as a reborn Christian.

Trump CALL ME let's make this work baby

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That is the beanis thinking-about-it

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by radiofreeval@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

Red=communism Canon=revolution

shrug-outta-hecks I don't make the rules

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Gooning is a bourgeoisie tendency and gooners are a reactionary strain.

Firstly, the decision to goon for hours is not only antisocial but also prevents gooners from doing any sort of praxis or even building relationships that will help later. Instead, gooners consume bourgeoisie media with their array of screens using power and creating carbon emissions. Furthermore, anyone who has the time and money to goon in a proper cave is probably a landlord or something.

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