that’s it. that’s the bad post.

Nerevar, why did you not invite me to come with you to Pride at Vivec? Look I know me and Vivec have a lot of drama but I think he'd be willing to put it aside for...

What? Look Nerevar I know I had some very problematic takes about Argonians during my pre-woke period, but I'm past that now, I would think you of all people would know that. Also I'm pretty sure nobody at this Pride event is going to remember that, it was almost 2000 years ago.

Oh yeah Vivec... well he has had a few past "problematic takes" himself, and actions, I mean he literally murdered you, so I don't think he'd want to throw kwama eggs in while in his own tapestry room. What do you mean that's a boomer saying? Again I'm not a boomer Nerevar!

Words uttered by the bravest neoliberal soldier that strike fear into the hearts of leftists.

that's right: low effort posts about beans and owls

People could fall off

Illegal. Too fun.

too eepy

he was dancing around all gay and whatnot and it was really pissing me off so i went up to him and i said "hey, you know how many cows died to make your outfit? you're a piece of shit" and he said "it's actually pig skin" which was almost worse in my mind until he showed me their badges

wakka wakka wakka

You may only display your "born this way" skin

It's supposed to be happy, not spoopy

Probably not making it this year sorry

personal hygiene supports mental hygiene, a properly warshed peanits will have you feeling more confident about your ramrod-straight gender and sexual preference 🥜🧽🚿

and no body text at pride either!

I'm sick of him stealing the spotlight damn it

Pride should be monochrome. It should look like a picture from the 50s

I'm proud to be stupid

I have an allergy

If you want ice skating at pride you're gonna have to move it to december.