I've been practicing self-care and I'm being brave about it all.

I've been shadow boxing every morning doing all the moves I learned from Fast And Furious 5. I've been training my aim with my airsoft pistol in my backyard. I cashed out my 401k it's $2,000 to buy me a helmet, vest, and rifle. I'm going to kick ass like fucking Duke Nukem and show VLAD who's fucking boss.

just call it a urethra like everyone else

See, if'n we'z neva stop krumpin, there ain't no time for any revisionists ta sneak in becuz the boyz is always busy with the krumpin! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

I'm so sorry Alison, please come home. The Funko Pops miss you.

Personally it’s Shinzo Abe assassination rave daughter and it isn’t even close

What she said wasn't that reactionary

I'm gunna wait til Pokemon split stream which combines bith

...but if I told them that my version of LGBT was Liberalism, Genocide, Biden, and Taiwan, they don't seem so eager to support LGBT anymore, now do they?

This is proof that they're literal Trump supporters!

Wow. Grow up.

My beanis has warts

My beanis good at sports

Little did you know

I feed it to my horse

My beanis has worts

All the machines will be top loading only

https://voca.ro/16NfJq8ZvIkS

she was a ♫ don't forget to try in mind ♫ girl

at least I didn't leave my keys upon the table

I'm a lib

this psot brougt to u by the fruity community

Introduction
In the internet forum colloquially known as "Hexbear" (hexbear.net), there has been a sudden onset of references to something called "Beanis". This report aims to define possible meanings of the word beanis from the context of its usage.

Methodology
A sample of posts and comments containing the word "beanis" will be collected and analysed for context clues as to the words meaning. Each possible meaning will be listed along with the amount of times used.

Results
Possible meaning and times used:
Beans: 124
Penis: 200
Joy: 47
Anime figurine collection: 1

Discussion and Conclusion
Context clues would seem to support the notion that the word "Beanis" means both penis and beans, in an apparent statement of approval for both. Whether that means Hexbear users with penises are covering them in beans for pleasure is inconclusive and requires further study. Usage of the word to describe a "Hatsune Miku" figurine in a jar should be disregarded as an outlier.