badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This shitpost was conjured up entirely by a desire to teach you all how to correctly pronounce the surname of the late drummer of Rush. Too many people get it wrong!
Have a nice night; thank you.
P.S. For those who are supremely skeptical, here is Geddy Lee's confirmation of this.
Now you and them saved the refugee outpost and [unintelligible] so now - well there's still that big bad guy out there and we have to do something about it and - ah well I'm getting ahead of myself. The head of defense at the refugee camp calls you over and yeah he's standing well he has a mean look but he's really sh- a short guy and ah - well anyways, he says something like "you did that. You did it. You really saved us and do you think the other guy could have done that? No, I mean look at me. There's this reward here and I think I'll give it to you".
And guess what? This du- this guy who is short, he turns out he's Russ- I'm sorry, sorry, I mean he's a goblin and you've been fooled. Doesn't feel so good does it? So now roll for initiative.
To continue make to sure that contientn that of Europe, I - I'll tell you. I got call from then at Kissinger 10 days before he alive was and and. He the following said since not the Napoleon has Europe at Russia looked over its head at dread with that Europe is - look what Russia may the do until now. Until now, now I you and can't let that change. Look at me, I can take you.
INTERVIEWER: Excellent, next question -
"I am fluent in over 1.5 million forms of dead Tsarists"
