badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I have a right triangle but I only have one side and its angle, the angle is 60 degrees and the length is 4. Please help, this is bullshit. Fuck math

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Beanis-hope? beanis

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For me, it's this guy:

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Is there any hope for me?

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Still love Pretty Good

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Get better material, what am I even paying for?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by shreddingitlater@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

For too long have I sat to lurk,

Stayed in the corner to cry and jerk,

To me the thought never occurred,

My posting too is meant to be heard

Yet here I am to yell and shout,

All my thoughts as I cease to pout,

Surely now my posting never ends,

Surely now is my finger always on 'send'

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There will be one toothbrush per household. Sharing is mandatory

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Little pissy stinky piss BABY

Huh yeah? What are you gunna do about it?

Thought so. That's right.

stinky little pissy piss baby

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And it was only rodents that smoked weed? 420 lol!

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And it's when you don't get enough vitamin k

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As long as you make in between 100-500k a year and start a small business in the month of May 2023. liberalism

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And they had wrinkles and complained about kids these days

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biggs

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beanis lets-fucking-go

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How could Woke do this to us

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You should do a terrorism. Msg for details.

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