badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Am I Chinese? No. But neither is Josh who's great grandfather is from Ireland thinks he was a gladiator in another life.

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Proof: they won't laugh at my slurs I can't believe comedy is dead 1984 tinman square 😢😢😢😭

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i use arch btw rn but i have fedora on standby because arch didn't stop my computer from spontaneously crashing angery and fedora is better tbh (but their logo isn't).

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It was the day Israel stood up to fascism, just like our boys did in 1942.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by nelsnelson@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

This is what they want to take away from you.

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piss

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I bet you feel pretty dumb now

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

sadness No one ever talks about the PIA (piss intelligence agency)

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Did he grow up and get a boring 9 to 5 office job, sighing to himself every day knowing that his music defening days are long gone?

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i click the button and it goes down. I want it to go up

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This is my very important contribution to material dialectics and socialist thought

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source: no it's not, but it sounded funny when I thought of it.

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Asimov sure liked Converse shoes

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He just wants to sell you insurance, don't discriminate

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i am only asking people with a serious interest in astrology.

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