badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
This rule intentionally left blank.
If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago

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Take your phone to the beanis! (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by BobDole@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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beanis

They’re fun and you’re gonna want to take pics

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I love the troops so much I abolished the third amendment in my home. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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All redcoats are allowed free passage in my home. I will tuck you in and you can cuddle with Mr. Softie.

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Ad blockers violate HexBear's Terms of Service (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Communist sketch comedy show called "Deeply Unserious" (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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She Phineas on My Ferb Till I I Know What We’re Gonna Do Today (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Angel@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I had a weird dream that everyone in Taiwan dressed up like Austin Powers and said nothing but quotes from Austin Powers (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I was trying to find the airport but everyone I asked for directions just replied "Do I make you horny baby?"

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Why you need to vote for Joe Biden (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by refolde@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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JUST KIDDING LOL HAHA PEEPEE POOPOOP FART BUTT PENIS!!!!!

Real Joe Biden brandon :I LOVE GENOCIDE NAD I LOVE FARTING AND PEEPEEING IN MY SHITTY DOODOO ASS

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hey, how's everyone doing? we feeling good tonight? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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we drinking tonight, folks? ... hell yeah, haha. good to hear it. no, i'm really glad to be here. very glad to be here. so are we all locals? who's from out of town? alright, cool. you, front row in the big, damp yellow raincoat and hat, where you from? oh, the plains of spain? that makes sense.

alright, well that's my time folks, thanks for having me! give it up for your host!

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duck down when you see me take a monster poop (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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slick rick said beanis leaves a lot of goop

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Guess the dinosaur (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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ATTENTION: All users except for liberals will be banned effective immediately (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Stop farting (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I've had it up to here with you

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Bit idea: 1 (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by SoyViking@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Seven more bit ideas and we'll have an entire byte idea.

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100 0476 Banbury 2024 15 (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Atheists: what if you were riding a merry go round and started crying but crying wasn't enough to make it stop but a Christian baby was running the ride and said they would only stop the ride if (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by tombruzzo@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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You renounced atheism and started believing in god.

What would you do then?

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At this point, what's the difference between c/badposting and c/chapotraphouse? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Michael Jackson - Bad (Shortened Version) (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by quarrk@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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cutting water out of my diet because of microplastics (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Now that Microsoft is getting into AI, who should we base the Clippy AGI's voice on? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I’m voting for Trump (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheDoctor@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I can’t legally tell you which thing I’m voting to have happen to him though illegal-to-say

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I keep getting called a tankie, but I have never driven a T-34 (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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What gives?

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I pooped on the floor, making me the victor (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

6 comments fedilink

smuglord your move, Hexbear authoritarians

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i folded, caved, gave in, and gave up (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by EcoMaowist@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I'm back on fedora. I'm not cool enough for arch. At least now when I ask a question on reddit I won't get linked to a wiki page that I've already read*.

*This is a hypothetical scenario based on if I actually used reddit.

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Who do you think is like, super smexy??? XD (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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People are always like. Kink at pride! For their rubber and leather shit but GOD FORBID (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I unhinge my jaw and swallow several people whole. Then all of a sudden MY kink isnt supposed to be at pride. Double standards smh.