badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Bonus class traitor points if you have LED headlights

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I love Burnout 3, GTA: San Andreas and the new Rise Against album! So excited for Half-Life 2 and Halo 2.

There's no way Bush is gonna get re-elected, Americans aren't that stupid. It'd be an absolute disaster.

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I am very funny pls give me an award

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Okay my dad's side of the family is from Ireland and my mom's side is Welsh but I will become an honorary Polish.

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Very comical, a lot of japes and jabs. 8/9.5 eye jabs

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Mother

Tell Nintendo not to port this game

Tell Nintendo not to upgrade it

To HD

From 16-bit

Mother

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Black, bitter, and warm respectively.

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«je™»

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i have no evidence but just believe me i got insider evidence capish?

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All hexbear splash text must now cite their sources. Failure to do so will result in a ppb link sent to every mod everytime I see a new quote. I encourage all true comrades to commit to this struggle and follow this example.

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But not for me hillary-assassin

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I just wanna know

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poopoo of the peenited sharts

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Think about it

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