badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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let's go Brandon, thank you sir.

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Boeing's DEI hiring made it so the planes now fall apart before you can get to the towers

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"Oh, most definitely!"

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Tanks are so 20th century, it’s an outdated weapon, everyone uses drones now. I would be literally caught dead in one of those armored coffins, I don’t care what side is using the tanks, tanks are stupid. Now paragliders, sleek, elegant, they can fly over illegal border walls into the illegal peace festivals of colonizers. The paraglider is a symbol of our ingenuity like the hammer and sickle, or the ak47. Let us strap fans to our back and fly like Icarus, take paragliding lessons as seriously as you take arming yourself, learn to fly, a chud paraglided today, did you?

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i'm trying to post more on badposting and i need advice on how to make my posts worse

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I could have had the Tiffany Gonzongas fuck me silly arse yesterday but now I have to wait until Monday. I hope you're happy.

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got his ass

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I was telling him about capitalism and how wonderful it was and he just was licking his butthole the entire time. Is this what is referred to as 'dialetical materialism?'

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🤣

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Enough is enough. It's time to give a proud anglo staple a chance.

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Hypocrisy at it's finest! Champagne soycialists will never learn! :smuglord:

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Weird how people think war and being a leader is hard. Like, why not take the throne of the Holy Roman Emporer instead of dying? Gustavus Adolphus was such a chump.

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I'm cancelling Mario

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Thank you for your service freedom-and-democracy

You are the thin yellow line between the rule of law and total anarchy

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what if beanis could fart

that would be kind of funnt and ironic

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