badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
This rule intentionally left blank.
If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago

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Who was john paul satire? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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How did he die?

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Bad post (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Hestia@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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God damn, now this is a bad one.

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I've gotta tell the guys at work about this (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by CDommunist@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

24 comments fedilink

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It's Hexbear: After Dark (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Depending on your time zone

Tell me your secrets

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Smoking M*th and reading Woke Jesus (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by JustSo@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

0 comments fedilink

Cognitohazard games medalist contender in the making.

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Oh so you believe in prison abolition? Well what would you do about a clown that instead of telling jokes commits crimes? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

8 comments fedilink

Checkmate tankies!

joker-dancing

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I will never forgive Nintendo for not having the balls to add massive balls to Mario's Tanooki suit (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Beanis@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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You could have swung your massive sack around as an attack, but no, because they're fucking cowards.

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Haha what if you were turned into a bea... a beani... sigh I... camt finish the joke. A user said we're mot funny and it's gotten to me (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Honestly, I try my hardest ro make you smile, maybe even laugh, maybe evwn beanis if I'm lucky. But. I couldn't reach that user's beanjs. Maybe there are some people whose souls are closed off to love amd light and all things good. Maybe I'm just not funny. And it's got me down. All i ask is rhat they could look me in the eye and twll me wht. Why did they say that hurtful thing. Sekaku gambateirunoni to make you happt darou

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This discrimination will not stand (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by seas_surround@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

3 comments fedilink

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mfw when posting beanis and farding (it's extremely funny) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

6 comments fedilink

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Beanisn’t (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by buh@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

2 comments fedilink

It’s over folks, no more 🚫 beanis 🚫

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Can the mods please time me out for a day or so, I'm supposed to be packing to move (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by dannoffs@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

3 comments fedilink

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The narhwal beanises at midnight (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by dannoffs@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

0 comments fedilink

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She bean on my is til i bean...(Continued in body text) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Acute_Engles@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

1 comments fedilink

...is

Beanis

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Guy who’s obsessed with the roman empire but only the gay parts (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by buh@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

8 comments fedilink

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DDG has sucked recently- I’m going back to using Google! Surely it can’t be even worse than I remember (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

4 comments fedilink

cereal1

clueless

cereal2

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Sexbear isn't sunny (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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It's been raining for DAYS I tells ya! When will these dang mods fix this?!?! ooooooooooooooh I can't goon like this!

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Fexbear isn't hunny (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

8 comments fedilink

No laughing?? At fart jokes and saying piss and beans. Over and over isn't. Funny Will. Hexbear ever learn what good satire is! This place is so!! Unfunny, it actually makes me mad 😞

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I'm gonna become a dentist so people will lick my fingers (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Moss@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I'm always the one doing the licking when the dentist sticks his fingers in my mouth. I want to be on the other end.

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an empty glass is actually full of air (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

6 comments fedilink

checkmate pessimists

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Hello Hexbear, this is your local Goon-ion representative. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by CrispyFern@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time.

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MFW She Pulls Harder on the Strings of My Martyr (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Angel@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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