badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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What about cats that act like dogs?

thinking-about-it

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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in the steppes in a nomadic tent.

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No innuendos. It's just facts!

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Poe's Law can't account for that!

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rhats it that's the post

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But I'm not making space for you unfunny people. Get pwned

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Will post unboxing pics when it arrives. Includes a bronze statue of Lenin’s hut in Razliv, a nice ushanka, and wool overcoat. Gonna be so cozy this winter comfy-cool

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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We used to have a really good space here. I felt that this community was like a family. Despite our world crumbling around us, I knew that I could come here at the end of the day and I would be accepted. I'm literally crying now, typing this out.

That's why I need to call out people for breaking the fundamental rule of c/badposting. I'm seeing too many thoughtful puns, well set up jokes, and long detailed shitposting here. I've even laughed at a few of the posts. No! This is not the place for your good post. This is for bad posts! It makes me feel insecure about my terrible one liners and my male essence feels even smaller.

Going forward, bans aren't strong enough for good posts here. I demand that the mods also fine those posters. If we don't nip the problem in the butt, our whole way of life will be gone.

Sincerely Yours,

ButtBidet

Level 17 Marxist Storm Mage

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Like if it was 1947 and you met an O'Houlihan and the train was out of control and you needed something to tie off the brakes while you jumped in to the snow bank you wouldn't ask O'Houlihan for their knickers because they definitely weren't wearing any, but if you needed a french letter to fix a fuel line you'd definitely ask them.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Poogona@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

I was thinking of going for the standard: 5x squants 5x prybars 10x twistbacks 5x Bosnian rollups

But I have heard this can be overtaxing and that I should focus on general cardio instead of just resentment training

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Me rn.

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I definitely wouldn't delete the website as a bit

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Coming soon at your workplace or educational facility: Dysphoria day! Where every cis person is forced to present in a way they don't agree with! Now cis people know what it's like! If you're cis on that day, you have to show up presenting as the opposite binary gender! You will be assigned a new name! You will be assigned new pronouns! You will revel in the misery for one day, just to see what trans people deal with for years of their lives, if not decades!

Advantages:

  • now cis people know how it feels

  • someone's egg is getting cracked lol

Disadvantages:

  • you can just call out

  • the extreme immorality and cruelty of it all please don't actually do this

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me whden

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I thought not. It’s not a story the soviet politburo would tell you. It’s a Menshevik legend. Darth Trotsky was a Dark Lord of the revolution, so powerful and so wise he could use the proletariat to influence the politburo to split the party… He had such a knowledge of class dynamics that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of Marxism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his blanquist cell, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Western followers everything he knew, then the soviets killed him with an icepick. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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