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badposting
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Where is the lathe? I have a great idea. No, i can't tell you. But trust me, it's a good one.
(hexbear.net)
Okay I'll give you a hint...
It involves the dialectic.
And beanis.
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Chillin in our bunkers, but it's just for the fellahs
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any changes to the status of this website will be a coincidence 
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If Dirt_Owl isn't stopped, I will take this site down in exactly 14 hours, for an 8 hour period of time
(hexbear.net)
I tried being nice. Now threats have to be made.
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And I don't even have a wife!
AND! AND! He bidet'd my butthole! How it's extra clean and that is just DISGUSTING
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net mods pls stop him he made fun of my eyelids 
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gee, this ButtBidet - Dirt Owl feud really is like my favourite series of films: the Marvel Cinematic Universe
(upload.wikimedia.org)
I'm absolutely enthralled 
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Me and a small cohort have been collecting data on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net for some time. I didn't want want to dump this all on Hexbear and create all this drama, but Dirt_Owl forced my hand by their insidious slander against me and the whole 
community.
- Dirt_Owl can rotate their neck 270 degrees. How creepy.
- A group of Dirt_Owls is called a parliament. Are we not going to enforce the rule against electoralism here.
- Dirt_Owl isn't making a safe space for small rodents. Where's Dirt_Rat and Dirt_Possum. They're dead, I tell you!
- Owls are common in Harry Potter - connection with JK Rowling confirmed.
- Dirt_Owl has three eyelids. Anyone with more than two eyelids is not ok.
Given the urgency of what's at stake, we have no choice but to all change our profile pictures to butts.
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Why didn't anyone warn me having my gallbladder removed would make me a white man? 
I can never call anyone a 
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