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badposting
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Are you ready for story time, you little shits? Well, gather 'round and let ol' Dirt_Owl tell you nerds a tale. 
Once there was a town that was famous for beans. Everyone in this town grew beans of all shapes and sizes. They were so bean obsessed that every year they hosted a bean contest for the sexiest bean. Yeah, that's right, these sickos liked to fuck beans.
One freak by the name of Phlumptus T. Chugswad had never won the sexy bean contest even though he desperately wanted to. So he decided to genetically engineer the perfect bean, but he accidentally pissed on a pinto bean during the experiment, and a living bean was created.
"I will call you Beanis, my son." Said Phlumptus. "Okay dad!" Said the bean.
And so beanis entered in the sexy bean competition and won. At his acceptance speech he condemned the entire town for voting for him, as he was born yesterday, making him too young to be sexy bean.
Beanis then left the town to form a special anti-sexy task force called the volcel police, and he committed his life to arresting creeps and horny people everywhere.
Then he farted and died
The End
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Heh heh, let’s just say
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