badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
This rule intentionally left blank.
If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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ha ha emperor poopy anus (en.m.wikipedia.org)

submitted 1 year ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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a government controlled by voyeurs is an ogglegarchy (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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thank you for being subjected to this pun

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Me arriving with my brand new hexbear account to make badposting great again (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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rat-salute-2 ready to serve again

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Who's this "Joe Fried in" guy? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Fried in what?

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Stop being mean to Joe Biden NOW (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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He's just the (supposed) leader of the (supposedly) most powerful nation on Earth.

Shame on you, he's trying his hardest! He even spent trillions on war instead of cancelling student loans or enacting universal healthcare! Do you realise how traumatic that would be for this poor little 80 something year old adult man?

You selfish little children want a leader that does what the people want effectively? Well too bad! Democracy is when the people don't get what they want! That's just the way it is! Don't change anything! Resistance is futile!

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We are getting reports that Trump is winning the general election... what's that? it's, it's… BY GOD! IT'S JOE STALIN WITH A STAL'NOY CHAIR!!!” (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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LMAO being born would be so embarrassing. You're just like, 'here I am, I guess... (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by tombruzzo@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I'm small and I can't do shit.'

Plus, you're naked the whole time

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The ButtBidet group, supported by grants from the Ford and Rockefeller Foundation, wants to tell you something (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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If you defend China, you're the real racist

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Because Im still in love with you, I want to see you dance again (youtu.be)

submitted 1 year ago by CDommunist@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Neil Diamond is bourgeois. Upbear to change his name to Neil Cubic Zirconia. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Lou Diamond Phillips is also on notice.

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After the debate my pet shrimp all under 2 years old just looked at me teary eyed and said "Parental figure, why would they let the cheese colored man win just because the other man commits genocide?" (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I then threatened to fry all of them, the little fucking lib shits.

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writing hate mail to other countries (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by EstraDoll@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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i can write hate mail to other countries. i can mail letters to other embassies in D.C. about how much i think their country sucks. the embassies are right there i can list off all the reasons belgium sucks and mail it to the belgian embassy and all it costs is a letter and a stamp no one can stop me

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What if all the air was farts and we farted 'clean' air (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by PointAndClique@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Would we think farts are smelly

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Don't mind me I'm just shit posting (chng.it)

submitted 1 year ago by blindbunny@lemmy.ml to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Saying something is a new tagline should automatically disqualify it from being a new tagline (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net