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The "epic handshake" meme showing two muscled men clasping hands. The join of their hands reads "shouldn't havev filed that defamation suit". The man on the left is labelled "Bruce Lehrmann", and on the right is "Ben Roberts-Smith".

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A balding man in suspenders reads a news paper while talking to a grey-haired glasses-wearing woman. The newspaper is titled "The Australian". There is a teapot and mugs on the table they sit at.

The man says to the woman "this bloody paper's half the size it used to be!!"

The woman responds "of course dear, they used to publish both sides of a story."

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A screenshot of Twitter

[Profile picture showing a blond woman holding a stuffed toy koala] australian kitsch 🦘@OzKitsch ·

Woolworths Coupons For Feb 2024:
100% Off CEOs
Get promo code F0URC0RNERS

Something about fibre to the node inspired me.

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4 stickers placed on different areas of a supermarket. 1, 2, and 4 use the green colours and logo of Woolworths. The third is red with the Coles logo, with a red hand pointing downwards with its middle finger.

Special: You deserve steak for dinner. You can't afford it, but you deserve it.

Special: We understand that times are tough, and that's why we pay our CEO over $20,000 a day. That's the median wage of a Tasmanian before the end of the week!

Special: If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

Special: We've made over $1 billion in profits whilst you can't even afford bread.

Was discussing the foundation in the reef thread and it made me think of this. I don't even think the last panel is necessary as we all know how it turned out.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-03/turnbull-defends-cash-to-reef-foundation/10070556

More quality OC from me to you <3 Don't repost to reddit or I will hunt you down, tie you up and force feed you a jar of vegemite!

Nah, but fair cop, who could be bothered with that?

Also shamelessly stolen. More content the better.

Shamelessly flogged from Rock bottom's community page