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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-08
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Stupid robots think love is necessary for procreation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Posts and discussion about the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Hugo Award-winning author Zach Weinersmith (and related works)
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-07
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But really, can you trust a man who wears a fedora indoors?
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878
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/haiku-2
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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879
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-31
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I wrote this one toward the end of my time at college, and I still remember a poet friend telling me she thought this comic expressed how she felt about her last year in college.
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880
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-27
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I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE I HAVE A LITERATURE DEGREE
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881
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/knight
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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882
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-24
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For real though, why not 'take money and donate it directly toward research for the cure' ?
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883
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-22
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Also, what about really really slow bullets?
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884
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rite-on
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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885
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/maximization
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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886
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-20
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Ironically, the nuclear apocalypse happens that Thursday.
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887
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-16
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Note the ellipse here around Does Too, indicating that He totally does.
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888
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/catch
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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889
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-13
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I will never tire of jokes about poorly-crafted handpuppets.
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890
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-12
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This is also where proof by induction comes from.
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891
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-11
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Drop the gun, or face the sticky might of my ass-fluid!
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892
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-10
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Merlin, on the other hand, is actually a confused wizard.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-05
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The hardest part was importing babushkas all the way from Mother Russia.
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895
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-03
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Godzillan is a remarkably terse language.
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897
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/instance
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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898
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-01
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The secret to great art is a lens flare over flat colors.
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899
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2002-12-30
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Also my childhood sled, but with diamonds on it. Biiiiig oooooooooooooooooones.
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900
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fresh-2
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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