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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-10
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Okay, but why does the guy have three eyebrows?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Posts and discussion about the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Hugo Award-winning author Zach Weinersmith (and related works)
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/early
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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853
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-06
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Ultimately, the gangrene killed him, but I still feel like you gotta live in the moment.
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854
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-05
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But you really have to appreciate the workmanship on the packaging.
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855
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sorry-2
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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856
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-04
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I suppose in retrospect I should've double checked my assumption that you wanted to murder your mom.
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857
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-03
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This was a daring experiment in animated comics.
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858
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/questions
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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859
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-28
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The more astute reader will be moved to wonder why he didn't poop in the yard.
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860
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-26
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The fact that it was un-rhymed made it just a little bit extra insulting.
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861
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consciousness-8
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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862
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-24
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The key to the insanity defense is trying it twice and expecting different results.
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863
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-21
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Unfortunately, the A students did very little mating.
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864
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/reverse
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-19
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Feels so good to just level with you about my closet world of sibling-murder.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-17
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Fortunately, it turned out he killed a different Steve.
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867
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/promise-2
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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868
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-14
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Oh great, lung-blood. Great. Well, you've ruined this shirt, so that's just lovely.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-10
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WHY ISN'T THE BENCH COLORED IN?! THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN
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870
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/climate
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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871
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eye-2
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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872
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-3
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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873
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-08
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Stupid robots think love is necessary for procreation.
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874
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-07
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But really, can you trust a man who wears a fedora indoors?
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875
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/haiku-2
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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