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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by khaosworks@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

How does a washed up, widowed, son of a Nawlins restauranteur

Sent to the middle of a forgotten

Spot near to Cardassia by Providence encountering a wormhole

Then get to be a Captain and Messiah?

That three-pipped redshirt Commander, a single father

Went a lot farther by being a lot tougher

By being a lot rougher, by gatherin' blood brothers

By Season 4, he turned into a badass muthafucka

And every day while ships were being shuttled to the Gamma

He learned to love Bajorans even though he didn't wanna

Inside he was longing for something to be a part of

The brother was ready to build a family to be proud of

The Dominion came and devastation rained

Our man saw his principles dripping down the drain

Entered the Celestial Temple, where he went against the grain

Even though he felt the strain, unlike Dukat he still stayed sane

Well the word got around, everyone came to the station

Klingons and Ferengi, aliens without cessation

Prophets in the wormhole bringing trials and tribble-lations

And the whole Quadrant knew his name

What's his name, man?

Captain Benjamin Sisko

My name is Captain Benjamin Sisko

And I have 7 seasons left to go

So just you wait

Just you wait…

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Keep it civil, if possible funny.

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Make it go Mr. Data (loot.buckodr.ink)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

Not OC

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Uh, Chief?... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ummthatguy@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns is a thing that exists.

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A little short for a starship, isn't he?

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Theme used for the 2 part In a Mirror, Darkly. And here's the Starship Troopers font so you too can do your part.

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Wonder how many won't get this

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