He has a gun to his head, he is saying “just let me drive to Mar-a-Lago so I can end it there.”

Can you imagine? How fun would that day be?

OJ 2.0. Sociopaths ending the way sociopaths always do. Just more publicly and hilariously.

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Hnnggggg

“Come on, I bought them.”

”No!”

“I’ll share them with you.”

“No! Mine! Stab!”

https://bsky.app/profile/citizenkate.bsky.social/post/3kqbyn56v5q2q

Gaddafi was right about the Swiss. Like we should start it out as a joke but have it get incredibly serious once we have enough people joking about it. Maybe you shouldn’t have been neutral with Nazis motherfucker! Switzerland has lost existing privileges.

... A winner.

I got charged and had my ass bit but I’m petting the bastard now so it’s all good

I look like this thing btw

https://twitter.com/nolemonnomelon/status/1781000075243626966

I don't go to school here but work for an affiliate which means I probably won't be attending (the event is at night).

I always knew her claims were bullshit, merely from the fact that you never hear about Lia's other races and how she did...then I actually looked into Riley...

HER AND LIA TIED FOR FIFTH!? I'M SORRY...WHAT!? THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT TO GO ON ROGAN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!? THAT'S WHY SHE'S ON THIS BIGOTED TIRADE AND GOT PICKED UP BY TOILETPAPERUSA!?

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but it's so obvious this isn't about fairness in sports...

I hope the students cause a ruckus

I don't really have a lot to say here. I'm trans now, I've been posting in the trans mega for a few weeks now, most of our trans userbase has probably noticed by now, but you probably wouldn't know if you didn't notice the pronoun change or looked at the trans mega, but yeah

I'm a girl now

You don't have to make a new account to be trans on hexbear but honestly I felt like I wanted something else. Ho_Chi_Chungus is a good username (and no you can't have it if you want, sorry) but like, I really wanted an unmistakably trans femme username. This more than anything I'm feeling really hesitant about because it's comically over the top but uhh, yeah

Henceforth, I will be posting as...

yeah it's corny as hell but fuck it, i like it :::

i don't really have anything else to say to be honest, other than I'm gonna keep all my old posts up because Biggs is there