chapotraphouse

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archive.today • Stop Glorifying Self-Immolation - The Atlantic

https://twitter.com/jangelooff/status/1773709118781489434

https://twitter.com/KenDBerryMD/status/1773696063725006958

It turns out that accommodating spoiled aristocrats who order shit they don't need from halfway across the Earth on a whim has a cost, and let me tell you: that cost isn't coming out of the executives' salaries!

Every time you return something, you are adding data to a spreadsheet that returns the value of "fuck you."

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the young men of our once great nation are getting vamped, snuggle pupped, and petted into submission

We've all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it's head. You know I'm putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

Moderate political views set a person firmly in the middle of the road, taking good from both sides and forgoing the clutter that litters the roadside. It is a path of reason, and it’s one that we advocate at Staunch Moderates. We believe that taking a level-headed approach, not shrilly defending a position based on tired dogma, is the way to go

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/29/newbern-alabama-election-lawsuit-mayor

I am once again calling for a Butlerian Jihad

Not even the STEM one. I am officially more precocious than any child. Eat shit.

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long live the JDPON

I put up some photos of me on Israeli Tinder of my time in the IDF with the lingerie of all the women I've ~~killed~~ LIBERATED from Palestine and nasty tricks just swipe left on me all the time. This is feminism's fault.

I'm glad that they're inviting more young people onto the program.

We're not at the stage yet where, I think, the younger newer rank-and-file should be in Nat'l but I think we're definitely getting there, when they'll be ready.

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